I love my life. the end.
True conversation last night with my dear fiance:
Me: The landlord needs to turn up the freaking heat in here, I've been cold all day!
Julian: It's not that bad in here
Me: It feels like we're outdoors! We're not cavemen, we have modern conveniences, like heat! And besides, cavemen had things like furs, and fire pits and, and Mammoths!
Julian: Mammoths?
Me: Yeah, y'know, because they're big and furry and um, could keep you warm with their, uh, big furry trunks
Julian: Why do I have the feeling that I'm going to open up LJ tomorrow and find a story about Sam and Dean doing it on top of a Mammoth?
Me: Oh gross, mammoths would be stinky! And also, they're live animals!
Julian: Why is it that you protest the mammoth part and not the brothers fucking each other part?
Me: ...
Me: The landlord needs to turn up the freaking heat in here, I've been cold all day!
Julian: It's not that bad in here
Me: It feels like we're outdoors! We're not cavemen, we have modern conveniences, like heat! And besides, cavemen had things like furs, and fire pits and, and Mammoths!
Julian: Mammoths?
Me: Yeah, y'know, because they're big and furry and um, could keep you warm with their, uh, big furry trunks
Julian: Why do I have the feeling that I'm going to open up LJ tomorrow and find a story about Sam and Dean doing it on top of a Mammoth?
Me: Oh gross, mammoths would be stinky! And also, they're live animals!
Julian: Why is it that you protest the mammoth part and not the brothers fucking each other part?
Me: ...