Yagh....
Stolen from Bo. Ten things I've done that you probably haven't...
(1) Gone on a 15 day cruise to Hawaii.
(2) Had viral meningitis.
(3) Died seven times while being born due to my fragging umbilical cord.
(4) Seen superimposed images of another place in the time/space continuum while in a store. That's happened to me twice. I'll tell you about it on request.
(5) Urinated blood. Pure blood. It was disgusting.
(6) Rode a shopping cart down a really big hill.
(7) Created my own version of the Standard of Arwen.
(8) Saw someone trip Leonard Nimoy.
(9) Ran like fuck from Mann's Chinese Theatre because a statue's eyes were glowing red at 2 AM. I had not been drinking.
(10) Watched my mother suffer a stroke and die 4 1/2 years later due to complications from the initial stroke, a second stroke, and a heart attack at the same fucking time. That was utter hell. If I'm feeling the need to post it, I will.
Anyways, on another note.... I have a fucking kidney infection. It blows. I'm passing clots, though you probably didn't want to know that. My back fucking HURTS LIKE HELL, and I really really really really really want a back massage to make the pain go away. The only position that I am actually comfortable in is upside down in a recliner... ie, with my feet on the headrest, and my head on the footrest.
(1) Gone on a 15 day cruise to Hawaii.
(2) Had viral meningitis.
(3) Died seven times while being born due to my fragging umbilical cord.
(4) Seen superimposed images of another place in the time/space continuum while in a store. That's happened to me twice. I'll tell you about it on request.
(5) Urinated blood. Pure blood. It was disgusting.
(6) Rode a shopping cart down a really big hill.
(7) Created my own version of the Standard of Arwen.
(8) Saw someone trip Leonard Nimoy.
(9) Ran like fuck from Mann's Chinese Theatre because a statue's eyes were glowing red at 2 AM. I had not been drinking.
(10) Watched my mother suffer a stroke and die 4 1/2 years later due to complications from the initial stroke, a second stroke, and a heart attack at the same fucking time. That was utter hell. If I'm feeling the need to post it, I will.
Anyways, on another note.... I have a fucking kidney infection. It blows. I'm passing clots, though you probably didn't want to know that. My back fucking HURTS LIKE HELL, and I really really really really really want a back massage to make the pain go away. The only position that I am actually comfortable in is upside down in a recliner... ie, with my feet on the headrest, and my head on the footrest.