Lame-Assed Jokes, or Funnies That Could Be Funny
"A midget walks into a bar...
...you'd think he'd have seen it."
"He did! He works there as a short order cook!"
This rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender tells him to get out. He then knots himself and frays the top end. He goes back into the bar and the bartender asks, "Hey aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot"
A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot summer's day when he realized his car was leaking oil. He found a service station and asked the mechanic to check his car over. He was asked to leave it an hour and call back. Meanwhile the penguin went for a walk and had a large ice cream. His short little arms ensured the ice cream was all over his face. Returning to the garage, ice cream all over his face, he askd what was wrong with the car. The mechanic replied: "Looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no", says the penguin, "it's just ice cream."
Thanks, Dearest J (my boyo), for the funnies.
...you'd think he'd have seen it."
"He did! He works there as a short order cook!"
This rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender tells him to get out. He then knots himself and frays the top end. He goes back into the bar and the bartender asks, "Hey aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot"
A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot summer's day when he realized his car was leaking oil. He found a service station and asked the mechanic to check his car over. He was asked to leave it an hour and call back. Meanwhile the penguin went for a walk and had a large ice cream. His short little arms ensured the ice cream was all over his face. Returning to the garage, ice cream all over his face, he askd what was wrong with the car. The mechanic replied: "Looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no", says the penguin, "it's just ice cream."
Thanks, Dearest J (my boyo), for the funnies.