Letters to random things
Dear 6th graders who I taught today for the last time...I was not sad to leave most of you...just to clarify
Dear piece of metal that ripped a hole in my pants yesterday...I am not mad at you...continue spreading cheer to the rest of the world one hole-in-the-ass at a time
Dear envelope in my bag yesterday...thank you for being the one thing in my bag that was able to cover said hole in my pants
Dear White Elephant play that I am in...you end tomorrow...and I could NOT be happier
Dear British guy in play...why are you so sexy...and why are you dating the 7 foot tall lady from Norway with bad hair?...come show Shanks some love
Dear men in my life...why are you crazy?...
Dear drunken kickball in Pease Park...I await your glory
Dear Seventeen Magazine...thank you for the hilarious articles that you graced me with yesterday...oh to be young, seventeen, and an idiot
Dear Mr. Henshaw...you were badass back in the day...I just had to go there
Dear piece of metal that ripped a hole in my pants yesterday...I am not mad at you...continue spreading cheer to the rest of the world one hole-in-the-ass at a time
Dear envelope in my bag yesterday...thank you for being the one thing in my bag that was able to cover said hole in my pants
Dear White Elephant play that I am in...you end tomorrow...and I could NOT be happier
Dear British guy in play...why are you so sexy...and why are you dating the 7 foot tall lady from Norway with bad hair?...come show Shanks some love
Dear men in my life...why are you crazy?...
Dear drunken kickball in Pease Park...I await your glory
Dear Seventeen Magazine...thank you for the hilarious articles that you graced me with yesterday...oh to be young, seventeen, and an idiot
Dear Mr. Henshaw...you were badass back in the day...I just had to go there