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BEHOLD MY RAP MASTER
Starting to write material for a comedy/rap album. Here's one I wrote today. Feel free to send feedback, brothas and sistas.
Yo I aint biggie or pac but I carry a heater
Can't stand cristal but I drink sprite by the liter
You once had a daughter till you beat her
you shoulda respected the bitch but you didn't know how to treat her
So she left home and now your by yourself
Remember when we went to Target cuz we had to buy that shelf?
I sucked the cashiers dick and he called me his elf
put the price scanner to his temple and said BREAK YOSELF
Then I took his clothes off and shoved it deep into his asshole
stole 4 packs of dentine ice and a pink and purple glass mole
I put it on my mantle
cried in the shower while listenin to Teven Camble
My moms likes to gamble
when she makes eggs, that bitch likes to scramble
if she's on the phone that bitch likes to ramble - like rambo
cuz her mouth is a machine gun and I think she's a manho
but let's move on to my grand poppi,
I ran over his face with my jolapy while listenin to liberachi
now he got tire marks on it
I locked him in my basement
and made him wear a blue bonnet
he started screamin blue bonnet blue bonnet
then he smoked chronic and recited a shakespear sonnet
I recorded it on video tape
then sold his stamp collection for a brand new pair of bapes
stealin money is grimy but it's better than bein poor
one time I did acid and tried to fuck a mahogany door
I thought it was a pink elephant so at first I was hesitant
then I decided to fuck a hallogen lamp that was next to it
cuz I'm an insane ho with an insane flow
and yes you're correct my mom's a cocaine ho
she does 5 lines and tries to clear her nose with drano
she once tried to sniff mayo cuz she thought it was yayo
Starting to write material for a comedy/rap album. Here's one I wrote today. Feel free to send feedback, brothas and sistas.
Yo I aint biggie or pac but I carry a heater
Can't stand cristal but I drink sprite by the liter
You once had a daughter till you beat her
you shoulda respected the bitch but you didn't know how to treat her
So she left home and now your by yourself
Remember when we went to Target cuz we had to buy that shelf?
I sucked the cashiers dick and he called me his elf
put the price scanner to his temple and said BREAK YOSELF
Then I took his clothes off and shoved it deep into his asshole
stole 4 packs of dentine ice and a pink and purple glass mole
I put it on my mantle
cried in the shower while listenin to Teven Camble
My moms likes to gamble
when she makes eggs, that bitch likes to scramble
if she's on the phone that bitch likes to ramble - like rambo
cuz her mouth is a machine gun and I think she's a manho
but let's move on to my grand poppi,
I ran over his face with my jolapy while listenin to liberachi
now he got tire marks on it
I locked him in my basement
and made him wear a blue bonnet
he started screamin blue bonnet blue bonnet
then he smoked chronic and recited a shakespear sonnet
I recorded it on video tape
then sold his stamp collection for a brand new pair of bapes
stealin money is grimy but it's better than bein poor
one time I did acid and tried to fuck a mahogany door
I thought it was a pink elephant so at first I was hesitant
then I decided to fuck a hallogen lamp that was next to it
cuz I'm an insane ho with an insane flow
and yes you're correct my mom's a cocaine ho
she does 5 lines and tries to clear her nose with drano
she once tried to sniff mayo cuz she thought it was yayo