merry belated christmas ho's.

Dec 27, 2004 13:12

SO. my christmas was a joyous one. who wants to see a list of the toys a recieved??

three pairs of HOTT pants
three shirts = = that have to be tied in the back because they're gi-huge-ant.
two sweaters that i picked out all by my little self
freaks and geeks on dvd = drool-worthy
strangers with candy season trois = half of the things that they say on that show i'm not allowed to say in school.
a hippie book = 300 pages of psychedelic heatt
a few other random things that keep the good times rollin
and of course

a juicer = my parents bought me a juicer.

yesterday before i went to work i put my little friend to the test. i crammed in two oranges, and three apples and made some badass juice. i put it in a nalgene bottle with some ice, and stuck it in the fridge. when i walked into work, mel looks at it and goes "what the HELL is that??"

"its juice loser"

mel. "that doesn't look like juice. thats gross. let me try some"

in the end she bought me a bagel, and drank the majority of my jus d'orange et pomme.

peace out kiddos.
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