A travesty! A catastrophy!

[dramamancer]

E-evicted! I have been removed from my own beloved abode at the whim of the Dragon's manifestation on this green Earth! A being soaked in the Blackest magic spawned from the very depths of the Pit itself! A great- nay, the greatest threat the Venture clan may ever face! His coming shook the cornerstone, and his departure will be the earthquake that topples it! I have seen his face carved in shattered stone!

Heed my warning, Mr. Venture! Heed it! Your trust in this parasite could be your downfall!