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[dramamancer]

It has been a slow day today, though it is quite good that Pumpkin is back on home soil. I wonder if that blond boy with the hankie wrapped around his head did something to prompt her return? Hmm.

Dr. Venture, I have your rent ready. Are you available to accept it?

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[annihilatrixman]

Ooh, isn't that a good feeling? When kids return home safe and sound? Of course, I admire you for raising a girl - I think I would have had to kill mine when she was born had he been a she. I couldn't handle the dating...

You, ahem, seem to be doing nicely, however...

[smokingmerc]

What the fuck're ya?

[annihilatrixman]

Isn't it obvious?

[smokingmerc]

That yer creepy? Ya, I see that. Just what we need, more fuckin' weirdos.

[annihilatrixman]

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[dramamancer]

Yes, we are doing quite well, thank you. My Pumpkin is the radiantly violaceous light of my life, shining through the cracks in my stony, cantankerous outer shell to reach the soft flesh within, rather like a crustacean of sorts.

[annihilatrixman]

A crustacean, you say? Really. Well then, uh- congratulations. It's nice to know that light reaches... you.