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[dramamancer]

It has been a slow day today, though it is quite good that Pumpkin is back on home soil. I wonder if that blond boy with the hankie wrapped around his head did something to prompt her return? Hmm.

Dr. Venture, I have your rent ready. Are you available to accept it?

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[plumpumpkin]

He didn't do anything. I just wanted to come home and get ready for school on monday. Plus you know open what mom sent me for christmas.

[dramamancer]

...'kay.

Pumpkin, you do know that if you are ever troubled, Daddy's ear canals are always wide open and waiting for your troubles to seep in, right?

[plumpumpkin]

I know...really. It wasn't even really my problem...Kim...Kim had a weird dream about a guy friend of ours and uhhh it was really intimate and uhhh she was just wondering...like...if it meant anything. Cause it was one of those you think its real even after you wake up dreams. And she didn't mind the fact that it was this guy in the dream. In fact she sort of liked it....but you know I just told her...dreams are weird...so yeah... no big deal. I came home you know so I could be here to support her...yeah.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Uh. Yeah, sure. You can always just jam it in the mailbox or something.

[dramamancer]

It shall arrive promptly!

[dramamancer]

Hmm. I will trust Pumpkin in this.

[dramamancer]

I will keep that in mind. Pumpkin seems to like you well enough, so I see no pressing reason to subject you to a fiery death.

[dramamancer]

Of course, of course. My services are always available to you.

[annihilatrixman]

Ooh, isn't that a good feeling? When kids return home safe and sound? Of course, I admire you for raising a girl - I think I would have had to kill mine when she was born had he been a she. I couldn't handle the dating...

You, ahem, seem to be doing nicely, however...

[smokingmerc]

What the fuck're ya?

[annihilatrixman]

Isn't it obvious?

[smokingmerc]

That yer creepy? Ya, I see that. Just what we need, more fuckin' weirdos.