Such Glorious Discoveries to be Discovered!
My friend Angie introduced me to this website www.textsfromlastnight.com
It has pretty much consumed my boredom. I showed it to Jeremy and his response was, and I quote "KPJ is the worse thing to happen to my level of productivity!!!"
Here are some true gems:
(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted
(901): Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
(908): The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
And one of my personal favorites:
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah, this crap makes me ache for my stupid youth. I got too responsible too soon.
In other news: Darrell (the most recent roomie to not like me) is out. Guy named Nick from So Cal is in. The dude wants to start brewing his own beer, so he's a man after my own heart. But not like that. I like girls.
It has pretty much consumed my boredom. I showed it to Jeremy and his response was, and I quote "KPJ is the worse thing to happen to my level of productivity!!!"
Here are some true gems:
(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted
(901): Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
(908): The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
And one of my personal favorites:
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah, this crap makes me ache for my stupid youth. I got too responsible too soon.
In other news: Darrell (the most recent roomie to not like me) is out. Guy named Nick from So Cal is in. The dude wants to start brewing his own beer, so he's a man after my own heart. But not like that. I like girls.