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[dramakingsuoh]

Excuse me, Officer Grady, sir?

Would you mind if we had a word?

Of course I know you're very busy, but I'd really appreciate a moment of your time. Thank you!

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[mayfield_mods]

How pleasant. How can I be of service to ye?

[dramakingsuoh]

Oh! I'm so pleased you've taken the time to speak with me! We haven't been introduced as of yet, unfortunately! I'm Tamaki Suoh, and of course, you're Chief Grady. It's a pleasure to finally meet you.

Ah...so I had some thoughts I wanted to share that I've written down. So I think it'll be easiest if I just read my letter, all right?

[mayfield_mods]

Of course, of course! It's not as though I have anything better to do with my time, now is it?

Go right on ahead.

[dramakingsuoh]

Excellent! Thank you!

[clears throat and reads off a sheet of paper]

Dear Officer Grady,

Hello, my name is Tamaki, and I am a high school student who has been in Mayfield for the past few months! May I start out by saying how much I respect the work you do? We rely on the police in order to keep us safe, and the brave men and women of the police force are truly everyday heroes among us. So let's all give a round of applause for police officers such as yourself!

[pauses to applaud politely]I've also greatly enjoyed the experience of getting to see a real life 1950s commoner town such as this! What a rare opportunity for education and growth my time in Mayfield has been. I will never forget the friends I made here or the many lessons I've learned

[mayfield_mods]

...

...heh. Hahaha.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Grady runs a hand over his eyes as he laughs uproariously.]

[dramakingsuoh]

Ehehe...

Sorry, which part was funny?

[mayfield_mods]

Did... hah... did you actually think... hahahaha...

[He takes a few deep breaths.]

Go home, lad.

[dramakingsuoh]

I simply thought there's no harm in asking nicely...won't you tell me at least why we're here? Perhaps we can think, together, of a better solution.

[mayfield_mods]

I'd be happy to tell ye that, son! Yer here because Mayfield is the greatest town on God's green earth, so it is, and ye would never want to live anywhere else.

Now would ye.

[dramakingsuoh]

It's a wonderful town.

But I want to go home. Surely you can understand that?

At the very least, please send Haruhi and Kyouya and Honey and Mori and Hungary and MOMO home, won't you?

[mayfield_mods]

Hmm... Well, ye seem like a rather sweet lad. I must confess, this is the first time one of ya's actually approached me politely like a civil young man.

Tell ye what. I'll be more than happy to send you and yer friends home, but first I have something I need you to do for me.

[dramakingsuoh]

Really?

Ah, I knew you were a good man underneath all that gruff exterior! Gladly, Officer! What might I do?

[mayfield_mods]

Seduce our good Mayor Doe, would you?

[dramakingsuoh]

Eh...seduce...

If it would mean so much to you. So he's a homo?