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[dramakingsuoh]

H-haruhi, did you really cook all of this delicious food for me? And in such a cute little apron, too! Ah, and after I already ate a really excellent fillet mignon...but I could never turn down anything from my sweet daughter

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[from_thesea]

Hey! If you have that much food, don't hog it all!

[dramakingsuoh]

It was lovingly prepared for me by my beloved daughter...but I do have some extra, feel free to have some!

[from_thesea]

Your daughter? You sound pretty young..

Where did you get all this food?! I want some, you bastard!

[dramakingsuoh]

My cute little Haruhi~~

Just come over to my house, little boy, and you can have all the sweets you want! Haruhi is a wonderful cook, taking care of her daddy like this.

[from_thesea]

H-Haruhi. All right. Seriously, how old is she?

Where's your house?

[dramakingsuoh]

1763 Beaver Street! Ah, bring some tupperware, I don't think we have enough room in the cupboards for all of this...

[from_thesea]

[Hey, Sealand is at your house. And there's no food.]

What the hell is this?!

[dramakingsuoh]

[handing you an empty bowl]

Try the nabe!

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[from_thesea]

[Sealand is staring at the empty bowl. This isn't nabe..]

...

[from_thesea]

[Wait. There's been cases of people going crazy from hunger before, right?]

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[from_thesea]

A-Are you feeling alright?

[dramakingsuoh]

I'm feeling wonderful!

[from_thesea]

You do realize there's no food in these bowls, right? It wasn't nice of you to trick me like that!

[dramakingsuoh]

No, no, no, you have it all wrong!

Just try some, and imagine the most delicious food you can imagine. It works, I promise!

[from_thesea]

Hey~! That might be a pretty good idea!

[And now Sealand is sticking a fork in the bowl, pretending it's pasta or rice.]

[dramakingsuoh]

How is it? How is it?