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[dramakingsuoh]

[Filtered to Haruhi]Haruhi, your feminine charms and commoner know-how are needed at once! These beautiful hands are unused to labor, and sadly the toast does not appear to be toasting as desired

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[choosemetolive]

What do you mean, helpless?

[dramakingsuoh]

I simply mean that if a beautiful princess such as yourself desired anything of me, I would be unable to refuse.

[choosemetolive]

But you said "all" gentlemen, not just yourself.

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[dramakingsuoh]

I don't think any man could resist a smile from you.

[dramakingsuoh]

But I seem to be more compelled today than is usual, as do the other men. It seems to be a fitting way to celebrate the holiday!

[choosemetolive]

In other words, any man will do whatever I tell them to?

[dramakingsuoh]

I believe they will. Unless you ordered this man to no longer adore you; I'm afraid that would be impossible.

[choosemetolive]

*experimentally*

Sit.

[dramakingsuoh]

[sits]

You know, princess, there are probably more romantic ways to take advantage of the situation...

[choosemetolive]

You've done enough, thank you.

Please forget the content of this conversation.

[dramakingsuoh]

Why, good morning, princess.

What a beautiful smile you have! I'm certain your heart is as lovely and warm as your smile.

[choosemetolive]

Thank you. If you'll excuse me, though, I have something I have to do just now.

[dramakingsuoh]

Of course, I understand. I'll simply have to wait until the time that you see fit to return.