Let me blow off some steam...
UGHHHHH!!!!! Yes folk, its the sound of frustration coming from all corners of my life. Yay!!!
So I don't think I've mentioned the suicidal spider...the other day as I opened the garage, something among the bits of grass and dirt and mysterious objects scattered along the cement caught my attention. It was a fairly large spider...literally WAS. Because it was dead. From the looks of it, it had been completely flattened into a spread eagle by the garage door. The garage closing is a rather slow process, you think that the sound, or the shadow, or even the vibrations of impending doom would have convinced the spider to move. But it didn't. There is no way that this spider could have not know the door was coming. So it was squished as a result, and I'd guess on purpose. Yes, I believe this spider took its own life? But why?!?!
So, am I the spider? Am I victim here? Or did I bring all the crap upon myself?
On a random side note, how the hell did I get through line check today?
So I don't think I've mentioned the suicidal spider...the other day as I opened the garage, something among the bits of grass and dirt and mysterious objects scattered along the cement caught my attention. It was a fairly large spider...literally WAS. Because it was dead. From the looks of it, it had been completely flattened into a spread eagle by the garage door. The garage closing is a rather slow process, you think that the sound, or the shadow, or even the vibrations of impending doom would have convinced the spider to move. But it didn't. There is no way that this spider could have not know the door was coming. So it was squished as a result, and I'd guess on purpose. Yes, I believe this spider took its own life? But why?!?!
So, am I the spider? Am I victim here? Or did I bring all the crap upon myself?
On a random side note, how the hell did I get through line check today?