Say what, now?
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
1. Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house. "Juno" guessed by midnitewalk
2. Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
3. It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this any more. Sturdy. Heavy. Dull!
4. It was strange the way it happened. Suddenly... you get a break! All of the pieces seem to fit into place. What a sucker you've been, what a fool. The answer was there all the time. It took a small aciddent to make it happen. "Rocky Horror Picture Show" guessed by lostfeyth
5. Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husbands work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I, I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and oh my this soup is delicious, isn't it? "Clue" guessed by midnitewalk
6. A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
7. Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
8. First and foremost, Farley Flavors' fabulous fast foods feed and fortify families for a fabulous future. "Shock Treatment" guessed by sbressi
9. You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you.
10. Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!
11. I think I got a, a, an entertaining bug... from my grandfather... uh, Chaim Pearlgut, who was very very big in the, um, Yiddish, uh, theater, back in New York. He was in the, the very... the sardonically irreverent...”Dybbuk Shmybbuk, I Said 'More Ham'"... and that revue I believe was 1914, and that revue was what made him famous. Incidentally, the song "Bubbe Made A Kishke" came from that revue.
12. I worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know - "Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him!" I used to say "If he's got a long enough hose, he's gonna have a lot of friends in the shower room." Folk audiences hated that joke.
13. We've come for your daughter Chuck.
14. Easy boy, nice boy... Now listen to me, I could get you diseases... you'd like that, wouldn't you?
15. What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself? "Clerks II" guessed by lostfeyth