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[ The communicator Jack uses just got hit with what looks like a oar and Will's face. The community is now having a hard time keeping a consistent video here so you're getting lots of fuzz it cuts in and out.
Jack's following down stars while everyone's like 'oh ouch!' Then Jack's holding up that Jar of Dirt off the floor and, right at Davy Jones' (that would be the squid face on the other ship) going: ]
Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. ♪~ I got a jar of dirt! ♪~ I got a jar of dirt! ♫~ And guess what's inside it~?
[ STATIC CUT! That jar of dirt is now smashed on the floor and Jack's desperately looking through the dirt for something. WHERE IS THE THUMP-THUMP? JUMP CUT! TO A GIANT SQUID ATTACKING THE SHIP! AHHH! BUTWAITHAVEANOTHERCUT. Now Jack's shooting barrels in the air that Will just fell out of and blowing up some giant tentacles. BUTWAITANOTHERONE! Now that Gibbs is saying "Abandon ship or abandon hope" and everyone starts loading into the long boats. HOLDONTHERE'SMORESTATICANDANOTHERCUT To Jack kissing that fiancee of Will's-- and then getting handcuffed to the mast by her during it. She pulls back ]
It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see? ...I'm not sorry. [ she tells him ]
Pirate. [ Then she leaves him there and doesn't return. Jack's struggling to get the cuff off, cursing 'buggerbuggerbuggerbugger' until there's an eerie rumbling of his wrecked ship. SMALLCUT. Jack's looking directly into the beak of the Kraken, covered in it's slime. He adjusts his hat declares ] Hello, beastie. [ before he charges at it with his sword drawn. ]
[ STATIC CUT. A lovely view of The Black Pearl being pulled to a watery grave by the Kraken. The end. ]
((ooc: Say bye to Jack for a little while guys. He totally just died. You're still getting those Christmas presents somehow. SOMEHOW.))
Jack's following down stars while everyone's like 'oh ouch!' Then Jack's holding up that Jar of Dirt off the floor and, right at Davy Jones' (that would be the squid face on the other ship) going: ]
Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. ♪~ I got a jar of dirt! ♪~ I got a jar of dirt! ♫~ And guess what's inside it~?
[ STATIC CUT! That jar of dirt is now smashed on the floor and Jack's desperately looking through the dirt for something. WHERE IS THE THUMP-THUMP? JUMP CUT! TO A GIANT SQUID ATTACKING THE SHIP! AHHH! BUTWAITHAVEANOTHERCUT. Now Jack's shooting barrels in the air that Will just fell out of and blowing up some giant tentacles. BUTWAITANOTHERONE! Now that Gibbs is saying "Abandon ship or abandon hope" and everyone starts loading into the long boats. HOLDONTHERE'SMORESTATICANDANOTHERCUT To Jack kissing that fiancee of Will's-- and then getting handcuffed to the mast by her during it. She pulls back ]
It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see? ...I'm not sorry. [ she tells him ]
Pirate. [ Then she leaves him there and doesn't return. Jack's struggling to get the cuff off, cursing 'buggerbuggerbuggerbugger' until there's an eerie rumbling of his wrecked ship. SMALLCUT. Jack's looking directly into the beak of the Kraken, covered in it's slime. He adjusts his hat declares ] Hello, beastie. [ before he charges at it with his sword drawn. ]
[ STATIC CUT. A lovely view of The Black Pearl being pulled to a watery grave by the Kraken. The end. ]
((ooc: Say bye to Jack for a little while guys. He totally just died. You're still getting those Christmas presents somehow. SOMEHOW.))