[Hey DDD, there is a robotic white and blue panther, with yellow optics, and a
red symbol on his shoulders, looking right at you. He tilts his head and blinks, before talking.]
Double-you-tee-ess? What's Dramadrama Duck? I thought I knew all of Earth's social networks.
[Then he perks up, apparently excited about the idea of having a new blogging site. He raises a paw an waves.]
Hai! I'm Ravage! And I'm a Decepticon here on Earth. Nice to meet ya!