27; grabbag + me myself and I; wow my future sucks; return of cefca

[sandinmyboots]

[This is Cefca, aka Kefka's younger self. This is Cefca, in a dark green uniform and corpselike blue make up, sunken in eyes and hollow cheeks and blue lips, waving at the community from a jail cell. He's got a bottle of something clear and unplesant looking and a jar full of ashes.]Helloooo, ducks. I am coming to you live from the, the ruins of

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[yacantdoitkid]

We know all the things about you, kid.

[sandinmyboots]

Oh! Oh good! It's the guy who can't kill me! Wow, you are so smart! Look at you, not killing me. Wow, you are so good at your job. When we are done bantering, I will give you a free shot so you can get good enough to get rid of the other one. So. So why don't you tell me what you know so we can get this over with. Come on, come on, I go back to my time soon enough.

[yacantdoitkid]

Yeah. We get the point.

Fuck, you're pathetic right now. You get that, right?

[sandinmyboots]

Of course I know that. Why do you think I'm drinking?! Ha!

[yacantdoitkid]

Heh.

Trust me, kid, it ain't gonna help.

[sandinmyboots]

What am I supposed to do? I refuse to pay attention to the situation until I'm home. This is the best way to do it.

[yacantdoitkid]

Yeah, gonna feel like shit in the mornin', though.

[sandinmyboots]

I'll live. I can hydrate myself with Blizzard to help with it.

[yacantdoitkid]

Handy.

[sandinmyboots]

It's a good use for magic, ha ha...

[yacantdoitkid]

Yeah, instead've eating away at your body....

[sandinmyboots]

I can't really help that part. We didn't know about that until after the first few experiments on humans went through.

[yacantdoitkid]

It make you an annoying brat, too, or was that part natural?

[sandinmyboots]

...hahaha....hahahaha....hahahahahahahahaha!

[Oh shit, he's about to fall over.]

[yacantdoitkid]

...You need a worldhop or something? Fuck, this's just pathetic.

[sandinmyboots]

I don't need anyone's help!

[He snaps at the screen, arm whipping to strike with lightning with snake-like speed. The camera fritzes, then flies well out of arm's length, leaving Cefca snarling drunken curses at it.]