[Voice/Video] What if virus

[deadlydoctor]

[The video is all black first, but there is sound.]

WHAT THE...!!!??? [A series of swears can be heard, then the sound of a fist connecting with something metallic, and finally a yelp.] Fragfragfragfragfrag...how can skinjobs live with a body like this, it's clearly not designed to survive.

[Finally, he manges to click the video option. Have a view

Comments

[pinball_baby]

...Huh?

[deadlydoctor]

[He stares back, looking frustrated.]

[pinball_baby]

Everything okay, dude?

[deadlydoctor]

No, everything is wrong. My whole body is wrong. Look at me, it's disgusting.

[pinball_baby]

Oh. Are you usually a girl?

[deadlydoctor]

[What.]

No I am not a fem bot. This palce can change me like that too?

[pinball_baby]

Um, yeah. It happened to my girlfriend and-- friend, a few weeks back. They just woke up and they'd been genderswapped.

So...what are you, usually?

[deadlydoctor]

That's really worrisome.

An autonomous robotic organism.

[pinball_baby]

Yeah, it was kind of weird.

...What's that?

[deadlydoctor]

Weird doesn't cover it, I'm afraid.

You humans like to call us robots. [But it's easy to say that calling them a 'robot' is like calling humans 'animals'. He doesn't like the terminology.]

[pinball_baby]

I guess not.

A robot? Seriously? Awesome!

[deadlydoctor]

How I change back?

A Cybertronian, is not exactly the same. And you are...?

[pinball_baby]

Uh, you kinda have to wait until the virus ends. Sorry, dude.

I'm Finn. Finn Hudson.

[deadlydoctor]

I can't wait that long, I will get killed.

I'm Knock Out.

[pinball_baby]

Killed? Why?

Nice to meet you.

[deadlydoctor]

Because I look human, and my kind don't like humans meddling on their business, much less their ship.

Sadly it happened in a very unfortunate situation.