[video]
[ ooc: first scene second scene third scene fourth scene / 1st = outing, 2nd = advertisement, 3rd = performance, 4th = confrontation with Finn ... sorry this post is really long, i just wanted to get it all done in one. ]
Santana: Hey tubs, can I talk to you for a second?
Rory: Hey, listen here. You can't make fun of Finn anymore.
Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. ... Rachel's right. I haven't been fair to you. You're not fat. I should know, I've slept with you. I mean, at some point, I must have liked that you looked like a taco addict who's had one too many back-ally liposuctions.
Rory: Whoah--
Santana: Please stick a sock in it, or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown. ... I am sorry, Finn. I mean really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are going to get crushed by the Trouble Tones. I'm also sorry that you have no talent. I'm sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what? I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stunt in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for 8 magical nights.
Finn: Hey Santana, why don't you just come out of the closet? ... You know, I think I know why you're so good at tearing everybody else down. It's because you're constantly tearing yourself down, because you can't admit to everybody that you're in love with Brittany and she might not love you back. That must hurt, not to not be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? ... A coward. See you at the mash-off.
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Congressional Candidate Voice-Over: ... And when did you plan on telling Ohio families? Here's another question: why don't you have a husband, Sue? Is there something you're not telling us?
Santana: I can't believe this is happening.
Sue: I'm so sorry.
Santana: I haven't even told my parents yet.
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[ Trouble Tones mash-up of Adele's "Someone Like You" and "Rumor Has It" ]
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Santana: What did you just say to her?
Finn: ... I said I thought you were great.
Santana: You're lying.
Rachel: No, he literally just said that!
Santana: Did you tell her too?
Mr. Schue: Santana--
Santana: Everyone's gonna' know now, because of you.
Finn: The whole school already knows. And you know what? They don't care--
Santana: Not just the school, idiot. Everyone.
Finn: What are you talking ab--
[ slap ]
Santana: Hey tubs, can I talk to you for a second?
Rory: Hey, listen here. You can't make fun of Finn anymore.
Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. ... Rachel's right. I haven't been fair to you. You're not fat. I should know, I've slept with you. I mean, at some point, I must have liked that you looked like a taco addict who's had one too many back-ally liposuctions.
Rory: Whoah--
Santana: Please stick a sock in it, or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown. ... I am sorry, Finn. I mean really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are going to get crushed by the Trouble Tones. I'm also sorry that you have no talent. I'm sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what? I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stunt in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for 8 magical nights.
Finn: Hey Santana, why don't you just come out of the closet? ... You know, I think I know why you're so good at tearing everybody else down. It's because you're constantly tearing yourself down, because you can't admit to everybody that you're in love with Brittany and she might not love you back. That must hurt, not to not be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? ... A coward. See you at the mash-off.
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Congressional Candidate Voice-Over: ... And when did you plan on telling Ohio families? Here's another question: why don't you have a husband, Sue? Is there something you're not telling us?
Santana: I can't believe this is happening.
Sue: I'm so sorry.
Santana: I haven't even told my parents yet.
---
[ Trouble Tones mash-up of Adele's "Someone Like You" and "Rumor Has It" ]
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Santana: What did you just say to her?
Finn: ... I said I thought you were great.
Santana: You're lying.
Rachel: No, he literally just said that!
Santana: Did you tell her too?
Mr. Schue: Santana--
Santana: Everyone's gonna' know now, because of you.
Finn: The whole school already knows. And you know what? They don't care--
Santana: Not just the school, idiot. Everyone.
Finn: What are you talking ab--
[ slap ]