Let's kick up the Pride in here.
Today, I have seen a number of "heroic" individuals begging for acknowledgement and recognition. To those, I say this: what right do you have to demand such things, when I am the one in dire lack of them?
I am Shelly de Killer, the third heir to the name and, undoubtedly, the best in the business. For months, this community has embarrassed me, kicked me around, insulted my dignity and humiliated me.
No more. I demand respect, no matter how horrible of a human being you may believe I am, because I provide a service and, by God, I do it flawlessly.
I can kill a man with my bare hands, for goodness' sake.
I am Shelly de Killer, the third heir to the name and, undoubtedly, the best in the business. For months, this community has embarrassed me, kicked me around, insulted my dignity and humiliated me.
No more. I demand respect, no matter how horrible of a human being you may believe I am, because I provide a service and, by God, I do it flawlessly.
I can kill a man with my bare hands, for goodness' sake.