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24; productive uses of god powers; dude she's 14; ixnay on the upidstay;

Oct 09, 2011 11:13

Princess Azula! I, Sir Kefka Palazzo, challenge you to a duel in front of Drama Drama Duck! Until one of us is no longer able to fight, but not until the death because people would protest! If you don't answer this, you are a coward and a loser and everyone will be able to vouch for it ( Read more... )

kefka palazzo

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hands4healing October 9 2011, 17:16:42 UTC

Oh, geeze....

sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 17:19:57 UTC

She started it! If she's going to go around insulting her betters, she needs to learn a lesson from someone who isn't going to kill her!

hands4healing October 9 2011, 17:20:53 UTC

[Long thoughtful pause.]

Do you promise not to kill her?

sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 17:25:02 UTC

I already said that, didn't I? No killing. But I shall promise: I won't kill her or anyone on that world in the context of this time around and during the duel. Any harm I cause will be healed before I go. This is not a mission of destruction. If I break this vow, may the Phantom Train run me over.

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peoplesprincess October 9 2011, 17:47:13 UTC

How desperate.

sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 18:27:40 UTC

It's this or I surprise you and just beat you up. Your pick!

peoplesprincess October 9 2011, 20:29:27 UTC

Or you stop being an idiot and I continue on with my work.

sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 20:38:18 UTC

No, no, no. You have to learn what happens when you insult someone and don't check if it's a good idea beforehand.

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darkling_wind October 9 2011, 19:32:31 UTC

Oh? This is sure to end well.

sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 20:40:32 UTC

Isn't it?

[THAT WAS SARCASM, CLOWN.]

darkling_wind October 9 2011, 20:50:36 UTC

Oh yes. What other alternative could there be?

sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 21:00:31 UTC

She insults someone who isn't a nice god like me and they fry her like a hot dog.

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madeitsquare October 9 2011, 22:45:40 UTC

Oh, for Pete's sake.

sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 22:50:04 UTC

What? Someone's got to teach her not to pick fights without doing the research.

madeitsquare October 10 2011, 07:03:25 UTC

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Probably because, you know, you're implying you won't kill her just because people wouldn't like that.

sandinmyboots October 10 2011, 13:44:50 UTC

....yeah, well, I figured "I would like her older and wiser self back and killing this one isn't going to help" would be persuasive enough.

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[locked] docfoul October 9 2011, 22:48:45 UTC

Amusing, isn't she?

[locked] sandinmyboots October 9 2011, 22:50:35 UTC

Yes, but with a nice helping of annoyance. Play with fire, she's got to get burned, right?

[locked] docfoul October 10 2011, 07:14:49 UTC

I can understand that.
Although I was never one to light a fire - I prefer to be the breeze that drives it along a path of destruction.

[locked] sandinmyboots October 10 2011, 14:23:19 UTC

Eh, that manipulation stuff isn't my thing. Too easy for it to go wrong. Since I don't have infinite knowledge, I can't predict people so easily; mostly basic intimidation and fake-out psychology here, for dealing with minions.

Besides, having a reputation for being blunt and truthful makes it easier for me to do grand-scale tricks later on.

So, tell me what you think of this younger self. Other than "bring the popcorn." Indulge me.

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