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[wasbored]

Today was my birthday here. That makes me 18. It's not much of a big deal here but I think that makes me an adult in some countries, right? Any suggestions on how to celebrate

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[material_guy]

Your 18th, huh? Guess I should do somethin' for you, since yer my detective and all...

[wasbored]

You don't have to.

[material_guy]

Maybe I can get you-know-who to pop out of a cake for ya!

[wasbored]

Ah ha ha. I think that might be a little much to ask of her...

[material_guy]

Any naked chick in a cake'd probably do...

[wasbored]

A generous offer but I'll have to pass on any naked chick.

A Few Hours Later (I am so sorry.)

[material_guy]

[Greed sends the following picture attachment. Warning for naked girl with "IOU 1 CAKE, LOVE GREED" written on her chest.]

That's beautiful. /thread jacking all over

[brbslashing]

Why would you...

[material_guy]

'cause it's his 18th, and he's my detective. Can't leave him high 'n dry, right?

[brbslashing]

You could give him a normal birthday present! [ No srsly stop trying to corrupt people with boobs she wants him to come out of the closet not have evidence to block the closet door with so he never has to come out. ]

[material_guy]

Ain't the girl in the cake a standard bit?

[brbslashing]

Maybe, but his dad's a police officer. You could get him in trouble!

[ Best excuse she can come up with? ]

[material_guy]

For porn when he's all legal now?

[brbslashing]

Yes!!

[material_guy]

Then his dad's not a peace protecting cop, he's just a tyrant. A tyrant! It's justice to fight him.

THOSE TITS I GAVE HIM ARE JUSTICE!

[brbslashing]

...Tits of justice?