[Arthur certainly has no idea how he managed it, but fellow community members will be treated to him suddenly appearing wide eyed on whatever device allows the to communicate.]
"Duck people? Duck people I need help, right now, this second!"
[Another voice sounds from off screen.] "REALLY, there's no need to be such a clotpole about it, it's fine. You're overreacting as usual."
"Be quiet...you..." [Arthur is obviously thoroughly confused at what to address this person.
Suddenly another
face pops into view, one wearing a rather similar expression to Arthur.]
"Are you talking to a book? Has a sorcerer got to you? You gotta be careful of sorcerers!"
[Arthur attempts to move the boy out of the way.
There's footsteps as the other
person in the room comes into frame.]
"You're both being ridiculous, but at least he-" [He points to the boy.] "Is only ten, I'm not sure what your excuse is." [He addresses Arthur.
Arthur turns back to the screen.] "They think they're me! What is this?! I need them gone now!"
(Younger Arthur will be played by
bitofaclotpole and Older Arthur will be played by
albionsclotpole. Enjoy series!Arthur's distress!