[ meant to be texted just to Brittany; instead posted to the community ]

[breadstixxx]

I had such an awkward dream last night. About Rachel, ew. No me gusta.

Comments

[negative_five]

WHAT?!

[breadstixxx]

Get out of here, Berry. You're not helping.

I'm soooo sorry for the spam!!!!

[negative_five]

Just to set the record clear, I am anything but bad in bed.

haha no worries. kind of invited it upon myself!

[breadstixxx]

I wouldn't care one way or the other. Your sex-ploits are of no interest to me. Period.

[negative_five]

Your dreams appear to say otherwise.

[breadstixxx]

Uh. Except people dream about shit that doesn't matter towards their real life all the damn time.

[negative_five]

You'd think that, but no one seemed to believe me when I argued the same point. [Sex dream about Quinn? Finn and Jesse making out? Maybe.]

[breadstixxx]

Well then, they're obviously mentally deficient. Or they pay even less attention in class than I do, which is a remarkably stupid feat unto itself.

As much as it pains me to admit this, we're on the same page for once.

[negative_five]

Thank you. Which means that neither of us are lesbians, and we can just walk away from this as if nothing ever happened.

[breadstixxx]

Right.