Doc Scratch has never been so confused in his entire life.
This is mostly because he has rarely ever been confused in his entire life, and especially not for any prolonged period of time.
I gather, from my brief lurking, that this is some sort of pandimensional hub in the format of a Livejournal community. I also gather that it is not related to my interests in any meaningful way, nor can it ever influence anything that matters. I know this not from lurking, but from logic, which I excel at. It is one of my many talents.
I would like to know why, exactly, it is not letting me leave.
[I know it will not occur to some of you to highlight the above text. This message enclosed in more noticeable brackets is here to tell you that you should.]
((If you haven't done it yet, you may want to check out Scratch's
permission posts!))