Aug 25, 2011 12:37
[Welcome, ducks, to the daydream of the Blind Bandit. There is no need to adjust your screens, because you are now seeing in Toph-vision. All the colors are... really off from what they should be. A pale and purple-haired Azula circling a packed arena with Toph. Azula is dressed as she would have been in her days as the Fire Nation princess while hunting down the Avatar, but the armor's all flaming shades of red and orange. Toph, on the other hand, has wildly bushy, black hair sticking out at every angle from under a helmet. Instead of her normal clothes, she's decked out in the style of some sort of warlord, but she still had to have a cape.
Azula barely has time to make more than one giant, pink fireball before Toph sinks her into ground, only leaving her head exposed. She goes to expel more pink fire from her mouth, but a rock appears to cover her mouth and guides the fire elsewhere. Two seconds later, a thick block of stone carrying Azula pops up, but refuses to hold its struggling captive. An arena bell rings three times, signalling the end of the fight and two tall ladies come out and raise Toph's arms in triumph. The crowd goes wild.
Somewhere in the crowd, Iroh, all dressed in shades of green, can be found pouring tea for the cheering masses. A Sokka who looks much like his normal self falls to bow at her feet and holds up a championship belt for her. Katara, now with dark blue hair; Aang, also looking normal; and a normal cream-furred Momo and Appa come running up to congratulate her too. They're all followed by Zuko, now sporting dark-red hair, a violently-purple scar, and muddy-brown clothes. He puts a hand on her shoulder before proclaiming he'll go on the best field trip ever with her. After all, it was only fair, since he'd gone with everyone else and she had beaten Azula, something no one else in the Gaang had been able to do so far. All the while, Toph is lapping up the attention with a giant grin on her face....]
toph bei fong,
daydream virus