[Video] Shelly de Killer: The Movie
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
You've been hearing about it, 'n even without some magic thought virus I know it's been on yer minds!
So here it is, a little preview for the best action-packed, hard-boiled, high-brow, mysterious, sexy, romantic, magical combat butler movie you ever saw! I'll be able to hear how impressed you are anyway, so just go ahead and let it all out! It's fine to get excited!
((OOC note: turn on Closed Captions for song subtitles.))
BUT WAIT! There's even more!
That's just the preview! We're not done filming yet--don't get disappointed, it means the film yer already pissin' yerself to see's still a ways off, but this can be good news for you! YOU can still land a part in this piece of history!
Here's the cast list:
Our title hero! Well, we got him. That part's non-negotiable. It's gotta be J.D. Just gotta convince him to do the whole movie. Or get another turn at that body swap thing. Lesse if it took about three days to get all this in, 'n I took time off then to deal with some other shit, then if we focus on just filming, the full script'll take.... Ah, who'm I kidding, after seeing this, he'll finally get on board! No, he won't be on board at all... Well, we'll worry about that later!
Man one. Some guy. Gotta be older than man two.
Woman one. Married to man one. Might have this one filled. That freak's probably kinda young for the part, but I've gotta squeeze him in here somewhere... Man, I'm recreating cinema as we know it and I'm makin' it an industry just filled with nepotism already... Iya, he's not really family, so...
Chick two. Their daughter. Gotta be old enough to have some curves. Gotta be sexier than woman one. Ain't gonna take much.
Man two. Some other guy. Younger than the parents.
P.o.S. Lawyer.
Five cops. It's better if they're hot girls we can put in sexy uniforms, but we'll work with what we can get.
Five hot maids.
Stunt tits.
Stunt ass.
So, look forward to it and start kissin' up for casting!
You've been hearing about it, 'n even without some magic thought virus I know it's been on yer minds!
So here it is, a little preview for the best action-packed, hard-boiled, high-brow, mysterious, sexy, romantic, magical combat butler movie you ever saw! I'll be able to hear how impressed you are anyway, so just go ahead and let it all out! It's fine to get excited!
Click to view((OOC note: turn on Closed Captions for song subtitles.))
BUT WAIT! There's even more!
That's just the preview! We're not done filming yet--don't get disappointed, it means the film yer already pissin' yerself to see's still a ways off, but this can be good news for you! YOU can still land a part in this piece of history!
Here's the cast list:
Our title hero! Well, we got him. That part's non-negotiable. It's gotta be J.D. Just gotta convince him to do the whole movie. Or get another turn at that body swap thing. Lesse if it took about three days to get all this in, 'n I took time off then to deal with some other shit, then if we focus on just filming, the full script'll take.... Ah, who'm I kidding, after seeing this, he'll finally get on board! No, he won't be on board at all... Well, we'll worry about that later!
Man one. Some guy. Gotta be older than man two.
Woman one. Married to man one. Might have this one filled. That freak's probably kinda young for the part, but I've gotta squeeze him in here somewhere... Man, I'm recreating cinema as we know it and I'm makin' it an industry just filled with nepotism already... Iya, he's not really family, so...
Chick two. Their daughter. Gotta be old enough to have some curves. Gotta be sexier than woman one. Ain't gonna take much.
Man two. Some other guy. Younger than the parents.
P.o.S. Lawyer.
Five cops. It's better if they're hot girls we can put in sexy uniforms, but we'll work with what we can get.
Five hot maids.
Stunt tits.
Stunt ass.
So, look forward to it and start kissin' up for casting!