[Failed anonymous.]

[stripping]

How do you flirt successfully? I want to impress someone.

Comments

[xxxing]

Get on your knees!

[stripping]

I don't want to propose marriage. I doubt I ever will.

[xxxing]

Who gets down on both knees for marriage? Alright, alright, if you're a dumbshit - go down on all fours. Bend over, y'know? Stick your hand in his pants? Are any of these getting through to you??

[stripping]

Getting down on one knee to propose is traditional and I thought that was what you meant.

...Anyway, we've already had sex, I was thinking of something I wasn't already doing.

[xxxing]

... Why the hell do you need to flirt if you're already fucking?

[stripping]

I don't know. People enjoy it, don't they?

[xxxing]

I thought it was just for getting in their pants. Once you get that far, you're done, aren't you?

[stripping]

Suppose that I would like to continue to 'get in their pants' and not be boring.

[xxxing]

Do... something kinky...?

[stripping]

I suppose that might work...

[xxxing]

Okay, my advice session is over, I don't want to think about this any more. It's making me sick.

You're not talking about Kuroba, right?

[stripping]

I'm not talking about Kaito. For one thing, he's heterosexual, ruling him out completely.

[xxxing]

I dunno, all of that perving on girls is probably just trying to cover up for how much of a faggot he really is!

If that's for one thing, what's for two?

[stripping]

It's not. You know that.

For two, even if he were interested in my gender, that's no reason why he would be necessarily interested in me.

[xxxing]

Why would I know that? I ain't a mind-reader.

Uh-huh. So, who're you fucking, then?

[stripping]

It's obvious.

[Sigh. He's going to have to admit it or she'll accuse Kaito again.] ...Tyki Mikk.