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[seechainsaw]

Hey, you fuckin' petty assholes have to be useful for something, right?

I need a body. A male one. It can't be dead, like it's gotta be someone no one will miss, in good health and shit like that, and pretty young. Teenager's okay, but early twenties is ideal.

I can pay.

Comments

[makewayforroze]

That's not something you can buy! People aren't for sale!

[seechainsaw]

Depends on who you ask.

[makewayforroze]

Anyone who says it's okay to buy another person is a criminal! I'm not sure what you're trying to do but you don't have the right to do it!

[seechainsaw]

I can do whatever the fuck I want, bitch. I'm not lookin' for judgment, and I don't care if you think I'm evil or fucked up.

[voice/video]

[spazgardian]

I don't think so.

You can't just buy a human life.

[video]

[seechainsaw]

[Have a busty chick with razor-sharp teeth leering at you, Billy]

I'm not buying a human life. I'm buyin' a fuckin' body. Can't you read?

[video]

[spazgardian]

Uh, yeah- one LIVE body.

That's human trafficking, and it's COMPLETELY illegal. You're looking at ten years without lifting a finger.

Re: [video]

[seechainsaw]

[lololololololol, oh Billy you so funny. Her laughter isn't exactly sane, either]

One life is nothin' compared to what I've already done, kid. What the fuck do I care?

[grancenturio]

What shade of 'not dead' do you need? I can revive bodies well enough and put them in motion, but they're certainly no longer alive.

And what would you pay me that would actually be useful?

[seechainsaw]

Nah, I don't want some undead shit. I've always used a living body, and I don't wanna risk messing around with some other kinda magic that might interfere.

I've got money, but if that ain't what's useful to you I can negotiate.

[grancenturio]

Hm. May I ask what the intended purpose of the body is? That might give me a direction to go in. I can put a body in stasis as well, but if it were someone at the end of their life then they wouldn't fit the 'healthy' requirements...

Money is of very little concern to me.

[seechainsaw]

I'm gonna possess it with my soul to extend my life.

Well what do you like? I can do somethin' for you, I guess. I'm a demon weapon. I'm good at killing people. And I'm an alchemist, too, so I can make golem servants or soldiers.

[dr34msbl1nd]

...WHY DO YOU N33D 4 BODY?
4R3 YOU COV3R1NG SOM3TH1NG UP?
>:o

[seechainsaw]

Fuck no. I'm sick of using this one.

[dr34msbl1nd]

WH4T
4R3 YOU ON3 OF THOS3 SH1TTY MONST3RS TH4T BODYSN4TCH3S STUFF
L1K3 FROM THOS3 CR4PPY 1NT3RN3T MOV13S?

[seechainsaw]

Yeah, that's what I am. Only it's not a crappy internet movie. It's real life, and some shitty comic. And I'm not that kind of monster.

[notahandbag]

Holy shit you weren't kidding.

[seechainsaw]

About what?

[notahandbag]

About wanting a new body.

[seechainsaw]

Why'd you think I was joking about that?