[video]
[ Cue some very primal tribesmen turning the camera this way and that and saying things in a very native language. They drop it once. Scream at it. Poke it with a spear. There's a ripping sound---
--and Jack can be heard in the background wincing rather loudly. All the tribesmen freeze and the camera turns over to him. He's looking at his nails, keeping a serious face, and pretending that sound definitely didn't come from him.
Oh and he's on a throne.
That may have bones in it
And people are bowing at his feet.
He's also wearing a crown.
Really. ]
Par? [ motions for them to hand the camera over ] Mon... rah duckie icky-bickie. Con se se alamarah. [ They do nothing until he drags a finger along his neck ] Bleh. [ it get handed over rather quickly and turned off ]
--and Jack can be heard in the background wincing rather loudly. All the tribesmen freeze and the camera turns over to him. He's looking at his nails, keeping a serious face, and pretending that sound definitely didn't come from him.
Oh and he's on a throne.
That may have bones in it
And people are bowing at his feet.
He's also wearing a crown.
Really. ]
Par? [ motions for them to hand the camera over ] Mon... rah duckie icky-bickie. Con se se alamarah. [ They do nothing until he drags a finger along his neck ] Bleh. [ it get handed over rather quickly and turned off ]