[Fail!Locked Joint Video Post to Blaine and Finn]
[The camera comes on to reveal a pink and white room that is very clearly that of a girl. Her comforter is a lovely eye-destroying shade of pink paisley, and everything seems to be suitably overdone as one would expect in situations involving Rachel Berry, who is presently sitting on her bed, grinning brightly at the camera.
To her right, however, also happens to be one Kurt Hummel. Rachel clears her throat, as if about to make a very important announcement.]
All right, boys. As an admittedly vengeful but suitably fair person, I find this to be quite the good retaliation for the pain you have caused both of us in neglecting to tell us of your rather intimate tête-à-tête.
Because it is both of our understanding that your belief that it would be all right to neglect to inform us of this event came from a rather interesting bias-- one that I happen to have confirmed with you, Finn-- there should be nothing wrong with this, if, indeed, there is no harm done should a straight person and a gay person happen to become engaged in... relations.
[She turns her attention to Kurt to let him finish the speech.
He smiles at Rachel and then the camera, talking softly and politely. Just that is usually enough to turn on the danger bells in people's heads.]
There's indeed no harm in it if we are both aware of what are we doing and why. And Rachel and me are known for being really reasonable persons. Right? Right. Then, if you'll excuse us...
[Kurt turns to face Rachel, moves his hands up to cup her face and kisses her on the lips.]
To her right, however, also happens to be one Kurt Hummel. Rachel clears her throat, as if about to make a very important announcement.]
All right, boys. As an admittedly vengeful but suitably fair person, I find this to be quite the good retaliation for the pain you have caused both of us in neglecting to tell us of your rather intimate tête-à-tête.
Because it is both of our understanding that your belief that it would be all right to neglect to inform us of this event came from a rather interesting bias-- one that I happen to have confirmed with you, Finn-- there should be nothing wrong with this, if, indeed, there is no harm done should a straight person and a gay person happen to become engaged in... relations.
[She turns her attention to Kurt to let him finish the speech.
He smiles at Rachel and then the camera, talking softly and politely. Just that is usually enough to turn on the danger bells in people's heads.]
There's indeed no harm in it if we are both aware of what are we doing and why. And Rachel and me are known for being really reasonable persons. Right? Right. Then, if you'll excuse us...
[Kurt turns to face Rachel, moves his hands up to cup her face and kisses her on the lips.]