[accidental video] >Kanaya: Be Badass

Jul 18, 2011 13:03

[First, the scene opens on Eridan, Gamzee and Vriska going to one spot for what seems to be a showdown of some sorts.

But it doesn't get far. Gamzee and Vriska look confused briefly as Kanaya suddenly runs into the video, glowing like a light bulb. She then slams her foot in-between Gamzee's legs and sends him flying over the edge of the cliff in a large arc. Jesus, she must be strong. He gives one long honk as his hat and sunglasses fly off his head. Man, Kanaya looks pissed.


Vriska just stands looking absolutely confused as Kanaya wheels around and slams her first into her jaw. She's sent flying across the room as her glasses fall to the ground, broken.

That just leaves Eridan.

He stands, as all this goes on, utterly terrified. Kanaya grabs his wand, raises it above her head, and breaks it in half easily. Eridan looks even more terrified.

A tube of lipstick comes to Kanaya's hand suddenly. Then it turns into a chainsaw, already revved and ready. She then slices Eridan in half. His blood quickly spreads across all of the area, covering Kanaya, the ground, and Eridan's separate halves.

Suddenly, Gamzee's sunglasses descend. Her chainsaw returns to it's inert lipstick form, covered in purple blood. She applies her makeup. Then she licks some of Eridan's blood off her lips.

It's only been, oh, about a minute.

Vriska, the only one still around, just sits where she had landed. She doesn't look scared or surprised. She looks surprisingly pleased.

The video ends.]

[Like her other post, Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee are from a different timeline. What happened here doesn't affect them.]

kanaya maryam, vriska serket, gamzee makara, eridan ampora

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