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[andthehat]

[ Have view of some scary men tossing coffins into the ocean from outside a prison. A prison that looks like it belongs in hell (or possibly a lord of the rings movie) what with the scary pillars and the crows and the screaming people getting their eyes poked out by said crows while dangling from those pillars in cages filled with bones. Pretty,

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[whatarryedoin]

[Oh, Jack. For a few moments, there are actually no words, because it's difficult to express the complicated mix of exasperation, slight amusement, fury, curiosity and utter lack of surprise which Barbossa is currently experiencing. So, for a few seconds, he can only roll his eyes, every part of him radiating a sense of gods give me strength, even if, in some respects, you kind of have to admire Jack's style. In a disgusted way.

Of course, Barbossa being quiet just means he's building up to something especially long, shouty and insulting. Something like this:]

What in the name of the seven hells and all the perishin' puerile lolly-gaggin' witless bilge rats which therein dwell and whose number I believe ye've only just missed recently joinin' have ye done now?

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[andthehat]

[ Jack straightens himself out and makes a look like a kid being scolded. Nail-biting and pouting included. This lasts a whole 5 seconds after Barbossa's done talking before Jack ...completely ignores everything he just said ]

Hector! Are you still in the same spot?

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[whatarryedoin]

[That'd be because he is a kid being scolded, if you ask Barbossa. :|]

Aye. I see ye're takin' fine care of me ship, as ever. Ye ignored me question, Jack.

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[andthehat]

[ S-so much pouting. And more ignoring ]

I take wonderful care of my ship. See? I'm right back on it. Only left her for a little bit. Hardly enough to count.

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[whatarryedoin]

After a stint in there. T'ain't exactly watchful scrutiny. Now tell me, Jack, lest I find meself inclined to pay, bribe, blackmail, threaten or otherwise convince someone on this godforsaken community to take me aboard the Pearl and sort out the matter meself, Tia Dalma be damned- what madness are ye attemptin' now?

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[andthehat]

Nothing! Nothing at all! Getting treasure is all. Shiny things.

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[whatarryedoin]

Oh? And ye'll want to boast about said treasure, I'm sure. What is it ye've plundered this time? Gold? Silver? Rubies, diamonds, emeralds? I noticed a blatant lack of anythin' shiny in that coffin, Jack.

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[andthehat]

That's because I put the shiny things in my pocket! Yes.

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[whatarryedoin]

Not very many shiny things, then. Not very impressive. Not really enough to share around. I'm sure the crew're gettin' slightly restless, Jack. Thought ye'd learnt yer lesson on that count.

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[andthehat]

[ Making a face because WHY IS HE RIGHT. Gdi ] -Are you still in that spot?

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[whatarryedoin]

It's fairly obvious, unless yer eyesight's goin' or ye know of another place with eyeballs hangin' from the ceilin'.

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[andthehat]

Why are you still in that spot? I need you not to be. Go somewhere else. I need to go that way and talk to her and you'll put your negative vibes all over her work.

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[whatarryedoin]

Believe me, I've no wish to be subjected to a tête-à-tête with ye, Jack.

[Which totally explains why they're talking right now. Shut up, okay. Jack has this annoying way of sucking people into conversations/absurd schemes.]

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[andthehat]

Well go somewhere else then for a while. I need her to myself. This is a very private plan of utmost importance.

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[whatarryedoin]

So it ain't treasure and it ain't shiny and ye're sailin' off in me ship to God knows where to do God knows what with most likely very little chance of survival, much less profit. Ye might be mad enough to get yerself imprisoned for a few trinkets, but ye wouldn't bother her for a matter of mere treasure.

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[andthehat]

So it isn't exactly shiny. Valuable still which can be called treasure.