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[andthehat]

[ Have view of some scary men tossing coffins into the ocean from outside a prison. A prison that looks like it belongs in hell (or possibly a lord of the rings movie) what with the scary pillars and the crows and the screaming people getting their eyes poked out by said crows while dangling from those pillars in cages filled with bones. Pretty,

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[samriprosecutor]

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It seems desperation truly is the mother of ingenuity.

[andthehat]

Poofy! Admiring my creativity~?

[samriprosecutor]

If you want to call it that. Has anyone ever told you that you have a way with animals?

[andthehat]

Can't say anyone has. Do turtles count?

[samriprosecutor]

...Turtles?

[andthehat]

Aye, turtles. Sea turtles specifically but I have done a few things involving the aid of a tortoise.

[samriprosecutor]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

[andthehat]

Trained one to fetch gun powder once.

Jack's face makes me giggle.

[samriprosecutor]

Impressive. But it must have taken him a long time to accomplish a task like that. Were there no other animals available or do you just find tortoises to be especially malleable?

He has some of the best expressions

[andthehat]

What? Only took him an hour. Very impressive given I was in the middle of an island with nobody around. Always did wonder where he got it from.

He really does. It apparently takes stills to fully appreciate that.

[samriprosecutor]

Maybe he was a magic tortoise.

[andthehat]

That would explain the firebreathing...

[samriprosecutor]

...Are you sure he was a tortoise?

[andthehat]

Might have been a shapeshifting witch.

Which makes it a she.

[samriprosecutor]

Right.

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That didn't look like a typical prison you were escaping from.

[andthehat]

It's a very well known prison for people like me and...anyone else. One of the worst ones around.