A PSA.

[inquisitorish]

 This is to inform all of you heretics who ever got the ridiculous notion that I, a man of God, a warrior for Jesus Christ and - and - a man of honor and valor would ever, ever engage in any sort of carnal activities. Especially ones with the likes of Cardinal Caterina Sforza!! Any ridiculous notion that I would be as lecherous as to think of anything - !  Get it through your heads and never speak of it again!!!

[sounds like something happened off comm thanks to one of the viruses --!!! ]