Jul 08, 2011 11:15
[The video comes on to reveal Rachel sitting on her bed, looking like she's ready to deliver a very important public service announcement. She's wearing something that looks like it should really either be worn by a 5-year-old or a 65-year-old, but definitely not a 17-year-old. Hands folded in her lap, she clears her throat.]
While I'm afraid I will not be gracing you with my wonderful voice today, I do have a very important announcement to make. As my latest theatre audition fell through once again... [She huffs a bit at that before returning to her former poise.] my time-- and yours of course, too, Finn, as we need to claim our spot back at the top as the resident power couple-- will be better served helping out the community in order to bring awareness to our Glee club.
I will admit, I may have gotten the idea from Vocal Adrenaline, but not wanting to be upstaged, I've decided that we ought to follow in those footsteps and put on an STD Fair! We can compose songs about STD awareness and promote Glee club at the same time! I'm sure Mr. Schue will think it's a fantastic idea, as well. We certainly don't want our fellow Glee-clubbers to fall into the terrifying perils and pitfalls of adolescent sexuality without being properly informed!
rachel berry