[Backdated to the bodyswap virus, because I faiiil]

[ohgodtoostrong]

oH GOD, uHH,
oK, aFTER LOOKING AT THE COMMUNITY FORUM, i CAN SEE THAT THIS IS A THING,
lIKE, a VIRUS THING, iN WHICH PEOPLE'S BODIES HAVE BECOME SWAPPED WITH OTHERS, aRBITRARILY,
aND, uHH,

oH GOD eQUIUS, i'M SORRY, i KIND OF BROKE YOUR COMPUTER GLASSES, tWICE,
bEING THAT, i REALCHEMIZED THEM AFTER THE FIRST TIME AND THEN, sORT OF, bROKE THEM AGAIN,
aLSO i, uHH, mAY HAVE SMASHED THE SHIFT BUTTON ON YOUR HUSKTOP,
aND, oH MY GOD, mAYBE BROKE SOME OF YOUR TEETH,

i'M TRYING REALLY HARD, nOT TO BREAK ANYTHING ELSE,
i'M NOT EVEN WALKING, eVEN THOUGH IT'S A THING i'VE WANTED TO DO SINCE, yOU KNOW, nOT BEING ABLE TO,
bUT, i THINK THIS IS nEPETA'S WORLD AND, tHERE ARE VERY DELICATE THINGS HERE, lIKE TEAPOTS, aND i DON'T WANT TO SMASH THEM,

uHH,

hELP, D:{

((OOC: Shh, pretend this was posted last week.))