17; dirty little secrets; evil evil evil; all your fourth wall are belong to me

[sandinmyboots]

[It's a huge cave full of lava. And rocks. And roads. And soldiers looking miserable in their armor. And Kefka, who hasn't ditched his ridiculous outfit despite it having more layers than pound cake, whose mere presence is terrifying all the soldiers into huddling together.]Soldiers! We've got reports that people are blurting out dark secrets, so

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[madeitsquare]

... I don't even know what to say this time.

[sandinmyboots]

You're still allowed to kill me, Scrooge. You've earned it.

[madeitsquare]

I don't kill.

[sandinmyboots]

Maiming is acceptable!

[madeitsquare]

Listen, I know you're just trying to lighten up the mood, but... Ach, I don't know.

[sandinmyboots]

We're in completely different genres. Our only meeting point genre would probably never have us meet, or put you in danger. My world is so violent that it's a game about fighting, and you're in cute children's stories. It...

[Kefka thunks his forehead against the floating book, giving Scrooge a nice view of his hair.]

I don't know where I'm going with this. This bites.

[madeitsquare]

Meeting point genre? What?

[sandinmyboots]

[CHANGE OF TOPIC he'll leap to it]

Apparently, there's a game that criss-crosses our home genres. Donald Duck helps fight the One Winged Angel.

[madeitsquare]

A game where Donald picks a fight with a crippled giant pigeon? Sounds like they've got him down just right.

[sandinmyboots]

He's not a pigeon, he's a huge horrible angel...thing.

[madeitsquare]

What, an actual angel?

[sandinmyboots]

He looks like one, apparently. The ones with the wings and the glowing, not the ones with six heads and huge horrible pointy teeth. Wikipedia wasn't very clear...

[madeitsquare]

Six heads? What the heck are angels like in your world?!

[sandinmyboots]

No, no, no, we don't have angels on my world! We utterly lack them, except as espers, but those are espers and not angels. These are the....um, I think they're called Cherubs on Earth.

[madeitsquare]

... Your cherubs look like that?

[sandinmyboots]

No, it's what earth cherubs look like! It says so in that Bible!