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east_darkhorse in dramadramaduck

Prussia trolling at his best, he's even using fancy language - locked from the kids in the comm

May 21, 2011 02:36

gilbert beilschmidt [prussia], karkat vantas

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goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 01:28:00 UTC

[You have no idea what the hell is going on, but you know that you definitely don't like it]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
LISTEN, ASSNUGGET, THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE IS GOING TO RESPOND TO THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY.
IT SCREAMS TROLL RIGHT FROM THE VERY FIRST LINE.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THIS CORRECTLY? BECAUSE YOU SERIOUSLY SUCK AT IT.
YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE BABY WRIGGLERS CRY WITH CHEAP-ASS PATHETIC CRAP LIKE THIS.
0/10.
FOR LACK OF INGENUITY.

xxxing May 21 2011, 01:35:44 UTC

Kid, if you think no one's going to respond to this shit seriously, you've got a lot to learn about humans.

goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 01:36:38 UTC

GOG, ARE YOU ALL REALLY THAT DAMN DESPERATE?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPECIES.

xxxing May 21 2011, 01:42:21 UTC

Desperate, dumb, disgusting - take your pick! There's no fucking way I could explain everything that's wrong with people.

goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 01:43:54 UTC

AS I SAID, THIS POST PRACTICALLY SCREAMS TROLL.
IN FACT, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN SUCH OBVIOUS TROLLING IN MY LIFE.
AND I HAVE BEEN WITNESS TO TAVROS'S SHITTY ATTEMPTS.
ONCE AGAIN, IT SEEMS I HAVE OVERESTIMATED HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.
YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS.

xxxing May 21 2011, 01:49:23 UTC

Oi, oi, don't lump us all in together. There are a few of us that realised what a shitheap humanity is and broke away from it while we still could.

goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 01:52:53 UTC

ARE YOU SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE OR WHATEVER?

xxxing May 21 2011, 01:56:51 UTC

Something like that. I ain't gonna bore you with details if you're not interested.

goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 02:01:08 UTC

[You feel a small bit of sympathy for the human who obviously has a somewhat rough past. Not that you are willing to admit that out loud]

WELL.
I'M SURE YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS
AND I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU TALK ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING.
SINCE, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A THING CALLED PRIVACY THAT EXISTS.

xxxing May 21 2011, 02:19:26 UTC

Aw, how sweet. It's pretty funny that trolls are more considerate than humans! Says a lot about us, huh?

Do you know what prison is, Karkat?

goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 02:29:18 UTC

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
YES, I KNOW WHAT PRISON IS.

xxxing May 21 2011, 02:51:42 UTC

Well, you can have some info that ain't private so you don't have to feel bad - that's where I am! The worst prison on Earth, in fact, with the real scum of the species. Except I'm locked up underground and there's less than a hundred people who know I even exist. And I'm on death row!

So, there you go, that's how I got away from the rest of this shitty race.

goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 04:07:49 UTC

SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT THE SHITTY END OF A DEAL.
I'D ASK WHAT YOU DID, BUT I, UNLIKE MOST, REMEMBER THAT THING WE TALKED ABOUT CALLED PRIVACY.

xxxing May 21 2011, 04:19:34 UTC

Haha, I guess, but a home is a home, right? Outside's still a shithole, too.

Uh-huh. I'd explain anyway, but I'm not really in the mood for it. If you're ever curious, go ahead and ask Aradia or Tavros or something, don't worry about privacy. Half the community knows.

goddamncrabby May 21 2011, 06:00:05 UTC

WELL SHIT, I GUESS YOU'RE JUST ALL HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ABOUT SHARING THINGS, THEN.
I GUESS. ONE DAY I'LL ASK ARADIA OR TAVROS. OR SOMETHING.

east_darkhorse May 21 2011, 01:37:04 UTC

What's a baby wriggler? [yeah, that's how much he cares about your complains?]

And it's that girl right, you are 13?

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