[ accidental video ]
[ It cuts in at Jack staring at this big masked guy readying a noose right in front of him while a gathered crowd waits ]
You know that's far too small. Why don't you get a another? I'll wait right here. Or I can wait over there by Miss Swann. I saved her life once, you know.
[ There's just a growl in reply ] Ah I mean- Quality rope you picked out. Very nice. The best rope I've seen. Did you make it yourself? Sturdy. It'd be a shame to waste it on me. How about you do in that guy with the big parchment? He has a much nicer neck for your rope. [ Just a glare in reply and the guy --picked up an axe. Jack goes silent and ducks his head with a frown. ]
[ And then a drum roll starts and parchment guy is reading:
Jack Sparrow let it be known that you- ]
[ SIGH ] Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.
[ For your willful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature. The most egregious will be listed: piracy, smuggling, perjury, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy. Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England- ]
Ah, yeah. [ almost laughs but the guy glaring at him with the axe is such a buzzkill ]
[ -theft, smuggling, forgery, arson, kidnapping, sailing under false colours, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness. And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May god have mercy on your soul. ]
[ Drumroll speeds up. Noose around the neck. Annnnnd-- VIDEO CUTS OUT. What a tease community. ]
You know that's far too small. Why don't you get a another? I'll wait right here. Or I can wait over there by Miss Swann. I saved her life once, you know.
[ There's just a growl in reply ] Ah I mean- Quality rope you picked out. Very nice. The best rope I've seen. Did you make it yourself? Sturdy. It'd be a shame to waste it on me. How about you do in that guy with the big parchment? He has a much nicer neck for your rope. [ Just a glare in reply and the guy --picked up an axe. Jack goes silent and ducks his head with a frown. ]
[ And then a drum roll starts and parchment guy is reading:
Jack Sparrow let it be known that you- ]
[ SIGH ] Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.
[ For your willful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature. The most egregious will be listed: piracy, smuggling, perjury, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy. Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England- ]
Ah, yeah. [ almost laughs but the guy glaring at him with the axe is such a buzzkill ]
[ -theft, smuggling, forgery, arson, kidnapping, sailing under false colours, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness. And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May god have mercy on your soul. ]
[ Drumroll speeds up. Noose around the neck. Annnnnd-- VIDEO CUTS OUT. What a tease community. ]