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[timey_wimey]

Is this really how time works for normal people? You know... everything going by slowly, in the right order, with big long periods of nothing?

How on earth do any of you cope?

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[smilingtransfer]

Usually, we have to resort to bizarre human rituals called "hobbies".

[timey_wimey]

Really? I never would have guessed.

[smilingtransfer]

Have you thought about learning to train cats? Building ships in eyedroppers? Teaching Tieria the finer aspects of humor?

[timey_wimey]

Can't say I've got much of an interest in trying to train cats, but the last two ideas aren't bad. Actually, scratch that, the last idea sounds good in theory but'd probably backfire spectacularly on me in practice, so out of the three building ships in eyedroppers would be the best bet. If I could scrounge up bits tiny enough to do it, that is.

Actually I was trying to build myself another screwdriver, but Ian won't let me near where he keeps all the parts.

[smilingtransfer]

I'm not surprised. They have parts that would make one on that world?

[timey_wimey]

Itsuki, I once cobbled together a timey-wimey detector using parts from 1969. Making a sonic screwdriver from parts in 2311 is child's play, or it would be if I could actually get to them.

[smilingtransfer]

Have you tried crawling through the air ducts? I have a few appropriate soundtracks here I could provide you.

[timey_wimey]

.... Oh. Now, d'you know, I haven't. Well, I mean, I've already been in there once when I had to sneak Lockon back up here to calm Tieria down, but I've never had a proper explore in them yet.

What sort of soundtracks, hmm?

[smilingtransfer]

Think "Mission Impossible".

[timey_wimey]

Hmm. Challenge accepted, Itsuki.

[smilingtransfer]

Please do let me know how far you manage to get before someone shouts at you.

[timey_wimey]

Oh, I will.