[video] "Who would have thought a child could win in a *children's card game*??"

Mar 23, 2011 18:09

[The setting is a large arena that might be recognizable as Madison Square Garden in New York City, filled with spectators cheering and watching intently. There are banners everywhere declaring this 'The InterContinental Duel Monsters Championship', and the sides of the arena are lined with guests who are guest judges, all watching with serious expressions on their faces. And in the center is a table: on one side sits Pegasus; on the other, a muscular man wearing an American flag bandanna named Bandit Keith.

The two men are playing each other in a duel, and seem to be most of the way through, with their decks low. Both men sit with their arms folded across their chests. Pegasus' expression seems calm, almost bored.]

Hehe. I wiash you could see the expression on your face, Pegasus. It's priceless. Tell you what, if you ask nice? I'll finish you fast.

[A kid in the stands can be heard chirping 'I wanna be a Duelist like him one day!' Keith draws a card, smirking.]

This clinches it for me. Any final words, cutie-pie?

[Pegasus looks up, but his expression doesn't change.]

Hey, I'm talking to you!

[Pegasus ignores him. Instead, he pulls out a piece of paper from his blazer and scribbles a quick note onto it. He then turns to the crowd and gestures at the kid in the crowd from before, beckoning him to come into the arena.]

Hey, what're you doing?? Asking for help's illegal!

[Pegasus stands, turning to face Kieth. His voice drips with condescension, his expression bored.]

I don't need help. A child could beat you, Keith, and I'm going to prove it.

[The kid is now sitting in Pegasus' seat, and he looks up, confused.]

But I only just started to learn how to play last week...

[Pegasus leans over, handing him the note he had just written.] Don't worry. Just follow these instructions and you'll win.

[The kid looks at the note but still seems confused; Keith just looks pissed off. Pegasus leaves to go sit with the judges, lounging casually in his chair.

Keith flips a card, still looking angry.] Garnecia Elefantis!

[The kid is still holding the note, and looks down at the board.] Wow, good card.

...but the note says that when you play that, I should play this card in attack mode. [He pulls a card from his hand and lays it down.]

WHAT?! NO WAY!

Um...I think I just took all your Life Points.

WHAT?? You little snot-nosed brat there is no way you could have known I was gonna play that card give me that!

[He yanks the paper from the kid's hand and stares at it, not believing. Pegasus slowly rises from his chair, smiling. He walks back into the area and goes to raise the kid's hand above his head.]

I now declare Sam here to be the winner!

[The crowd seems confused, unsure what to make of what's unfolded...but in a few moments, a round of applause starts up, and Sam beams up the stadium with a half-bewildered expression.]

maximillion pegasus

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