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[fromthepoison]

For once, these little chat websites have proven useful to me. I have discovered that my dearest brother has started a demon extermination business... Devil May Cry. Does he really believe an insect can conquer the demons of this world? To make a stand for what he believes in? Well, as the saying goes: it's better to have tried and failed than

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[fillmydarksoul]

... You've got to be kidding me.

[fromthepoison]

... I am not one to joke around, no.

[fillmydarksoul]

Holy shit, Vergil.

NOT MY MOM. NOT MY MOM. NOT MY MOM...!

[fromthepoison]

... and you know my name, how?

HOT MOM HOT MOM HOT MOM HOT MOM

[fillmydarksoul]

... Uh, you're Dante's brother, right? He's uh ... told me about you.

I'D HIT IT. WITH AN AXE.

[fromthepoison]

... unfortunately, yes. I am sure you have heard that I am the better sibling.

[ Sorry, it posted too soon >.<. ]

LIES.

[fillmydarksoul]

I think you're both lazy asses.

[it's all good!!]

NU-UH.

[fromthepoison]

You are sadly mistaken. I am not "lazy."

What is your name, anyway, woman.

[fillmydarksoul]

They call me Trish, babe. It's a pleasure.

He's trying to work her out. Even though he desperately wants to scream at her.

[fromthepoison]

... and what do you do?

[fillmydarksoul]

I'm a demon hunter, just like Dante.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

[fromthepoison]

...

/TROLLFACE

[fillmydarksoul]

Problem, babe?

That face is forever gonna confuse him, now. Poor baby!Vergil.

[fromthepoison]

...You can't be.

come to mama's cleavage

[fillmydarksoul]

I know it's hard to fathom that I haven't murdered him yet, but it's true.

he wants to, but it's so scary

[fromthepoison]

Why does she have mother's face?

Well, yes, that is quite amazing that you have not murdered him yet, I must say so myself. But that is why I am here.

But you, I don't quite understand... my mother a woman?! Demon hunting? How absurd...

[ Strikes deleted, even though he wants to yell it. WHILE REMOVING HER FACE. ]