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[creepyshitking]

[ Hello again, Community. Have 8-year-old Dexter Morgan. He is currently peering at you verryy curiouslike. But not at that interested, really. His expression is blank for all that's going through his head. ]

What is this thing?

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[betterasshole]

I don't know, Dexy--it's probably something Dad brought home from work though, so you shouldn't be messing with it.

[creepyshitking]

Then why are you on here too, Deb?

[betterasshole]

Because you're here, and you always get to have all the fun without me.

[creepyshitking]

That's not true.

[betterasshole]

Yeah huh it's true! Dad takes you on those damn camping trips that I'm not allowed to go on, but you can't leave me out of this--I won't let you.

[creepyshitking]

Oh..kay. I don't even know what this is, Deb. It's not like I was trying to keep it from you.

[betterasshole]

Fine, whatever. What does it even do, anyway?

[creepyshitking]

This other kid I'm talking to says you talk to people from different years. [ blinks a few dozen times ]

[betterasshole]

... What the hell does that mean?

[creepyshitking]

I'm not sure, but even the adults are saying the same thing.

We can contact other people with this.

[betterasshole]

Adults don't always know everything, Dex.

So this is like... a telephone that you write in.

[creepyshitking]

I didn't say they did.

Or like a video phone.

[betterasshole]

Well then why did you say 'even the adults'?

Really? That's pretty neat.

[creepyshitking]

I just did, Deb. I didn't mean anything by it.

I guess so.

[betterasshole]

Uh huh, well I'm just saying that you can't always take what they say as the truth.

... Why're you always so bored?

[creepyshitking]

I know that.

I'm not bored.