A lover's walk || 010

[rudolphofvamps]

[ Have one pathetic vampire. You guessed it, this is Spike from 3.08 "A Lover's Walk." He's just lost Drusilla, after 100+ years of dedication. He's still very evil, but mostly drunk. Very, very belligerently drunk.

Spike is in a small, dark room, nothing much visible save the shock of white that is his hair and teeth as he sings My Way loudly to

Comments

[autophoenix]

Hey. Hey, how about you cool it? The wall didn't do anything to you, so let's try to just calm down and talk about ... whoever it is that has you turning yourself into the next Christian Bale.

[rudolphofvamps]

Who the Hell is Christian Bale, and who the hell are you? Another one of the Slayer's chums. Just bloody splendid, that is. Let's have a stake-Spike party!

[autophoenix]

Christian Bale's -- so not the point. I'm not chums with any slayers, Spike. I'm not gonna stake you, I just want to talk.

[rudolphofvamps]

Talk about what. You knowing my name's not jiving so well with your lame [ pitches his voice high, ] "I don't know Buffy!" routine, pet.

You either know the Slayer, or you're an enemy anyway. Oh, what's the use? [ starts to tear up a bit ] Go ahead and stake me! Don't have anything left to unlive for.

[autophoenix]

I know your name because you hounded me until we introduced ourselves. You can't seriously tell me you already bailed, forgot and came back, it just doesn't happen that fast. No way.

And for the last time, I'm not going to stake you. Just because I know Buffy doesn't mean I go around staking people.

[rudolphofvamps]

I. Don't. Know. Who. You. Are. Get it through your thick, blonde skull.

See? You do know Buffy. No one knows the Slayer and wants me alive. Bloody hell, who am I kiddin'? I don't want me alive.

[autophoenix]

Maybe if you didn't assume the whole world was out to get you and annoy them into wanting to stake you, more people would want you alive.

[rudolphofvamps]

Why didn't I think of that? Right genius, you are.

[autophoenix]

I think I liked you better when your worst vice was your inability to remember my name. Because, seriously? Being a jerk isn't going to make the Slayer less inclined to stab you. And at this rate, maybe I really will help her. Maybe if you tried being nice, the not eating people thing would be enough to get her to just leave you alone.

[rudolphofvamps]

Not eating people? Oh, that's rich. What little sugarplum fairies has Buffy been putting in your dreams, eh? [ grins, but there's no mirth to it, only menace. ] She thinks I'm bloody harmless then, does she? I'll show her harmless.

[autophoenix]

... Why do I get the feeling that that's totally not a harmless face? [ She's shrinking back a little in her seat. Ohgod. ] Don't tell me this is a Sylar brand on-again-off-again vegetarian thing.

[rudolphofvamps]

Don't know about all that, but you can count on the 'not harmless' bit, can tell you that much.

[autophoenix]

If you hurt anyone on this community, I'll be the first person in line to stake you.

[rudolphofvamps]

I'm so scared.