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[crackpotcrocker]

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[prof_bumblebee]

[Yeah, he barely understood half of what was going on. Yay modern slang!]

...are you all speaking English?

[crackpotcrocker]

Like I totally am man.

Aren't you diggin it man?

If you're not we'll like totally help you out.

Cause that's what I, Denzel Crocker, like to do.

What's your name, stranger?

[prof_bumblebee]

[Okay he's starting to understand a little more.]

My name is Albus. Albus Dumbledore.

[crackpotcrocker]

Whicky, whicky whack to me you. You know. How's it hangin?

He like means that's far our or really cool sounding.

And he wants to know what's up? [Turns his head sideways the strange way parrots do] Ah I know what's up man.

What?

The ceiling that's what.

You know you guys I can like totally take it from here.[To the birds]

So, like where you from Albus?

[prof_bumblebee]

[All the words are English but they don't resemble English. WHAT IS GOING ON.]

Er...Godric's Hollow.

[crackpotcrocker]

Like where's that man?

[prof_bumblebee]

It's in Britain.

[crackpotcrocker]

Do you like know the other dude up there, man?

[prof_bumblebee]

...the other what?

Poor Poor Albus and this slang

[crackpotcrocker]

You know dude.

[Pink parrot] He like means the other guy up there man. Who's also in England.

Yeah man. Totally just wondering.

Wanda, we should like go to England man.

[Pink Parrot] Um, just play with your like Etch A Sketch sweetie. We can like go to England some other time, man.

[Denzel nods cause they're not going to perform magic in front of anyone if it can be helped]

[Green parrot] I remember when we where in England man. [Eyebrowing to the Pink Parrot and she gives him a look. A shut up look, idiot. We're birds. Not fairies]

[Green parrot] Oh, right. Like squawk man. That's like what birds say right?

[Pink parrot says nothing but has the most aggravated expression at the Green Parrot. Like why did I marry a moron again?]

So, Albus my man. Do you like know that dude, Gellert?

xD HE'S SO LOST

[prof_bumblebee]

Er, yes, yes I do. He and I are good friends.

Are your birds talking?

XD I dont blame him cause I dont understand it either

[crackpotcrocker]

[Ah crap so you're trying to expose magic too? What is with me attaching these people?] This is funky, man.

Like totally man they're parrots.

[Green parrot] But I'm your idiot, baby.

[Now both parrots seem in love with each other]

[prof_bumblebee]

...your parrots are very strange.

[crackpotcrocker]

Dude they're like totally normal.

[prof_bumblebee]

...right.

What's your name?

[crackpotcrocker]

Denzel Crocker, you know. [His eyes move to the side trying to get the conversation off magic but he wonders if Albus is helping Gellert in his 'quest' and if Albus is a wizard. The birds continue to nudge each other lovely dovey like a couple]