[video] [Somehow magically filtered from Phineas and Ferb]

[vanessessary]

[So guess who finally logged on and saw the video of her father marrying a platypus from Meru's party? Yeah, that would be Vanessa. She's not very happy. The video clicks on showing Vanessa's annoyed expression. She leans in close, glaring at the camera as if it would reach her dad somehow.]

Is that what you do when it's not my weekend with you? You go and get married to your "nemesis". [She finger-quotes around nemesis.] Your nemesis, who should I remind you is a platypus. A platypus, Dad!

Please tell me this isn't real and that I don't have a platypus for a stepfather.