attempt number nineteen ♻ (voice)

[autophoenix]

[ooc; Finally a canon move! Claire turned on her phone prior to the start of this scene to record the audio only. Replies will come ICly hours later.]

Comments

/stalks all threads always like a stalking thing

[rudolphofvamps]

Gotta say, luv, admire the homage. A railroad spike, eh? Always a classic.

LMAO CREEPER

[autophoenix]

... Thanks. Can't say I really admire the stalking, though. I just got rid of my last stalker, I don't need anyone to fill his spot.

ffffff what do you expect from this fais

[rudolphofvamps]

Wasn't stalking, pet. Public forum and all.

Ding, dong, the witch is dead? Hope you drank his bottle of Pinot to celebrate.

SINGING, ACTUALLY. I WAS THINKING REBEL YELL ...

[autophoenix]

Yeah, well, public forum doesn't mean I read everyone's threads. But if you're got the free time ... more power to you, I guess.

I kind of lost my taste for wine around when he started forcing me to open the bottle.

OH HE'LL SING TO YOU ALRIGHT

[rudolphofvamps]

Superhearing, pet. Wasn't trying to eavesdrop.

That's no reason to let good booze go to waste.

S-SO ROMANTIC :>

[autophoenix]

Superhearing? That's ... kind of a lame power.

The bottle's broken on the floor of the presidential suite at the Stanton Hotel in Washington. If you want to get it, be my guest.

he loves youuuu Claire~~

[rudolphofvamps]

It's not a power really, just comes with the package.

Bloody shame, that is. I hope you had the sense to pick up some champagne on the way home.

go wangst over dru and buffy, spike. (nottalking)

[autophoenix]

What package is that?

... I'm eighteen. I'm not in Mexico anymore, I'm not picking up any alcohol on my way home.

you forgot Fred (unfuckingsure)

[rudolphofvamps]

Vampire package, luv.

Sorry to hear that. Just a few more years, then.

......... yeah we don't talk about fred here :| /just shakes head.

[autophoenix]

Vampire. As in cold, dead, immortal vampire.

... Well, that explains the stalking I guess.

b-but ;_______;

[rudolphofvamps]

Hey, now. That's undead to you, Missy.

Not stalkin' anyone, just overheard you the guy who falls out of buildings a lot.

NO. DEM'S DA RULES.

[autophoenix]

Fine. Undead. I didn't realize I had to be PC about it. And the guy who falls out of buildings a lot has a name -- it's Peter.

(nottalking)

[rudolphofvamps]

Political correctness has its place, luv, even among the dead.

Patrick, right. I knew that.

WHAT COME ON SHE'S A BLACK HOLE

[autophoenix]

Peter. P-E-T-E-R. How hard is that to remember?

WHAT EVEN

[rudolphofvamps]

Two hundred years of names with do that to any respectful vamp, huh? Can't remember everyone's name, that would just be unfair to the rest. Besides, haven't given me yours yet.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackHoleSue

[autophoenix]

I'll give you mine when I'm sure you're not going to turn me into dinner, as vampires are wont to do.