failed text message. abel is fail.

[crusnik02]

[this was intentionally supposed to send Azula's picture straight to Lilith's cellphone, but instead Abel sent it to the community.]

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accidental audio

[sandinmyboots]

I need popped corn.

[crusnik02]

That would be wonderful right now.

[sandinmyboots]

If I had some and could hop worlds, I'd bring some over, but right now all I've got is dried meat and stale bread.

Why's she so mad about being called cute?

[crusnik02]

You're in the same situation as I, I'm afraid.

Azula is quite the strong warrior, she is not at all cute!

[sandinmyboots]

Why do our lives bite?!

You can be cute and a great warrior! You don't have to choose.

[crusnik02]

Mine doesn't bite, I'm just extremely underpaid.

Ahh, that's something you should bring up to her.

[sandinmyboots]

Tell them to give you a raise! Unless you suck.

Yes, but where should I hop in?

[crusnik02]

It's a very, very long conversation.

It might be best if you don't irritate her.

[sandinmyboots]

Then why are you still working for them?

And would she teleport over to kill me?

[crusnik02]

It's the only place that would take me.

I don't think she'd do such a thing like that.

[sandinmyboots]

You're super specialized?

No, you're right. We are having calm talking!

[crusnik02]

You could say that. I have a job that no one else can do.

She's quite an extraordinary person.

[sandinmyboots]

[thinky thoughts:

below thread, Kefka says "I am sent to do multiple jobs at once." He does the dirty work with his powers. He'd never have a place outside the military--]

You must be pretty amazing, then! And she is as well.

[crusnik02]

I'd like to think so! There are few people that can win an eating competition like I can.

I concur.

[sandinmyboots]

What kind of food do you like? Do you have any special talents, like singing or cooking or creating fire?

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[crusnik02]

Oh, I like all sorts. Biscuits, scones, cupcakes, muffins, baked chicken, steak, salmon, halibut, linguine, peanut butter sandwiches, sugary tea, rice pudding, chocolate, truffles, ice cream, gelato, frozen sorbet, coconut milk, noodles, cheeses, pastries - oh did I say that? No, I didn't! Where was I? Croissants, jam and toast ... any food I can get my hands on, really. I get fed so rarely.